"Christmas Play"

I was casting kids in our church for our annual
Christmas play, and I was giving out choices,
such as Shepherd, Lamb, Villager.

One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said,
"Luke, you can be a Villager."

He said, "OK," and ran over to his parents.
Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what!
I get to be a mini-van!"