"Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically
Challenged"
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SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens
Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing
(About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House
and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office
and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No
Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better
Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy
anhedonia.  All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts
of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day
of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and
then took it all away).