SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff
has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.
The following courses will be offered:
* General Education:
o GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
o GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade
Arithmetic")
o GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
o GE104: How to Parallel Park
o GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
o GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
o GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap
Opera
* Home Economics:
o HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature
o HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
o HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
o HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
o HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How
to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
o HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How
Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
* Interpersonal Relationships:
o IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
o IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women
Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
o IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
o IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
o IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your
Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
o IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
(formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
is REALLY For!")
* Sex Education:
o SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
o SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
o SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
o SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
o SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
o SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
(formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm"
