Worst things to say on a first date.........
 
I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of
weeks I've gotten it under control.
 
I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I
borrow five hundred dollars?
 
Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
 
Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can
usually ignore it.
 
I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of
Justice."
 
Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars. 
 
Wait till my wife hears about this!
 
I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months
with good behavior.