A man and a woman are standing at a cocktail party when the woman remarks, "You know, you look just like my third husband."

"How many times have you been married?" asks the man.

Twice," replies the lady.

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?

1. The like the part where the hooker gives the money back

One womans asks another "Do u smoke after sex" The other woman answers "Hey! I've never looked"

Q. Why do only 20% of women make it to heaven? A. Cause it'd be pure hell if they all showed up!

Jesus is walking down a street with a hammer and some nails in his hand,he sees an inn and walks in and gives the inn keeper the hammer and nails and says and says can you put me up for the night.