Then he says "close the door". The arm closes the door.
        Later on that night he's watching T.V. and he wants a beer so he

walks to the fridge and says "open the refridgerator and take me out a beer". The arm opens the door and gets him a beer.

        The man thinks that it was a good idea to get the arm.
        About an hour later he needs to take the biggest piss.  So he

goes to the bathroom and says "unbutton my pants, and unzip them. Then take it out". He does his duty and when he's done he says "shake it a bit". Well that felt good so he says "Shake it again, Harder". Boy that felt real good so he says "Jerk Me Off". The arm then proceeds and rips off his dick. The man screams "Oh f**k me". Then the arm shoves it up his ass. The guy says "Oh I can't believe what I'm seeing". So the arm shoves his dick in his eye.