| | | x | | | x | (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | are occupied.)
You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to stand. Good luck!
Easy Section
1.)| | x | | x | | | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.) Your choice: ___
Correct answer: 6 It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
instinctively knows this.
2.)| x | | | | | | (Urinal 1 occupied.) Your choice: ___
Correct answer: 6 Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater
risk of being next to someone who arrives later.
Kind of tricky Section:
3.)| | | | | | | (empty) Your choice: __
Correct answer: 1 or 6 You are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyonenext to me."
4.)| | x | | x | | x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied) Your choice: ___
Correct answer: 1 You're stuck being next to at
least ONE guy, so you minimize the
impact and get a wall on your left.
NEVER go between TWO guys if you
can help it. Exceptions to this
are stadium restrooms where the
herd thunders in.
Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
5.)| | x | | | x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied) Your choice: __
Correct answer: 4 Believe it or not, 1 and 3 "couples"
you with the guy in stall 2. And we
wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
This differs from question 4 in such a
subtle way that the nuances cannot be
explained. Suffice to say, only we men
would understand!
VERY tricky indeed Section
6.)| x | x | | | x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied) Your choice: ___
Correct answer: NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your
hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up"
a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD,
for god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals: - While taking care of business, stare at the imaginary "Pee Spot" directly in front of you. Do not let your eyes wonder about.
- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
- NO Singing. Period.
- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".
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