An ugly, but well dressed guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool next to a beautiful woman. After a couple of minutes pass he turns to her and asks, "Would you be willing to go to bed with me for a million dollars"? She hesitates for a few seconds and then says, "Yes for a million dollars, I sure would." The man than asks, "Would you go to bed with me for a quarter"? The woman gets angry and says, "just what do you think I am"? "Well," the man says, "we have established that. All we are doing now is haggling over price."