(Spot the typo)

This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees. Read it carefully.

Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM

PLEASE PLEASE please please please -- I am begging here -- keep any and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.

Thanks for your help.

[so this is what "Freudian slip" means!!]