It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her
family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself.
The next day her mother called to see how everything went.
 
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying
to eat the turkey?" said the daughter.
 
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
 
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"