BEST T-SHIRTS OF THE SUMMER

A selections of t-shirt slogans from "Bob Levey's
Washington" column in "The Washington Post."

1. (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and
the Lawn Won

2. My Wife Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

3. I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

4. (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

5. Senior Citizen: Just Give Me My Discount

6. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes,
Seeks Frog

7.(on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read
This, My Wife Fell Off

8. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now

9. (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor
Can Beat Up Your Governor

10. I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a
Vegetarian

11. Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money

12. IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be

13. Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

14. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen