T-Shirt Slogans
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 "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
 
 "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
 
 "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
 
 "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
 
 "They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
 
 "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
 
 "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
 
 "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the 
memory."
 
 "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
 
 "The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."