A newly wed couple from Texas ended up spending their whole honeymoon staring at each other. Unfortunately they were both a little slow and also both were virgins when they got married. After the honeymoon they decided to go and seek help from a sex counciler. After waiting for what seemed like hours they finally got in to see the doctor. When he asked what was on their minds the man spoke up and said "Well sir, we've been married for almost two weeks now and haven,t had sex. Neither of us have done it before and we're not sure where to start." At that, the doctor began describing the easiest way to go about having sex. The young bride was catching on but the husband just didn't get it. after trying for an hour, the doctor finally got frustrated. He tore off the brides clothes and began having sex with her on the table in front of her husband. When he was done, the doctor looked at the husband and yelled "NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" The husband said "Yea, all except for one thing." "WHAT" said the doctor. "Well," said the husband "how many times a week do I have to bring her in?"