Two morose looking business type passengers newly boarded look at each other. Passenger number one says"boy did I have an embarrassing early start this morning-- the reservations girl was really stacked so instead of saying one ticket to Pittsburgh I asked for two picketts to titsburgh!!" She just smiled and said it happens all the time.

second passenger answers, I had a bad start this morning too. As I sat at the kitchen table chugging my coffee I meat to say good morning dear, instead I said You fuckin bitch you ruined my life!!