The teacher of the 6th grade class was asking the class to draw a picture on 
the black board of what they thought was the meaning of the word starvation.
She called on little Mary and asked her to come up to the black board, and 
draw what she thought was the meaning of starvation.
Little Mary drew a bunch of lines, and told the class that these lines 
represent bones and that was starvation.
The teacher said that it was very good, but said that bones have marrow and a 
person could live on the morrow.
She called little Sally to come up to the black board and draw her 
description of starvation.
Little sally drew a large circle with a bunch of little dots in the circle.
She told the class that the circle was a stomach with bread crumbs in it, and 
That was starvation.
The teacher again said that this was very good, but people could live on 
bread crumbs.
By this time little Johnny was going crazy waving his arms wanting the 
teacher to call on him to come up to the black board.
Thinking there was nothing little Johnny could draw that would be dirty, she 
called on him to come up to the black board and draw what he thought was the 
meaning of starvation.
Little Johnny has this shit eating grin on his face when he walked up to the 
black board.
He drew a small circle, then scribbled a bunch of lines all over the circle 
and stood there waiting for the teacher to ask him what he drew.
As with the other children she asked little Johnny what it was he drew, and 
how it would describe the meaning of starvation.
Little Johnny simply said,  this a picture of an asshole covered with cob
webs!