A couple in their 70's goes to a doctor to see if there is any medical reason for the decreased sex drive that has kept them celibate for the last few
years. After several tests, the physician tells them that everything is perfectly normal. He tells them that people their age typically just get bored, and need to think of some creative ways of adding some spice to their sex life. On her next visit to the mall, the wife goes into Victoria's
Secret, and buys a pair of crotchless panties. She puts them on when she gets home and waits in the bedroom for her husband to arrive. When the husband comes into the bedroom, she points at herself and says "You want some of this?"

His reply: "No way! Look what it did to those panties."