Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
about who was better on his computer.  They had
been going at it for days, and  God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering.  Finally God  said,
"Cool it.  I am going to set up a test that will run two
hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards
and typed away.  They moused.They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.  They sent faxes.  They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.  They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.  They made cards.
They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightening
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain
poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan
stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.  The electricity finally flickered
back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone!
It's all gone!  I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."