One day mom was cleaning Junior's room, and in the closet she
found an S & M magazine. This was very upsetting for her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to
him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.

She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

He looked back at her hesitantly, "Well, I don't think you should
spank him."