The clerk asks him, "Don't you mean 2 x 4"s?" The guy says, "I don't know, hang on and I'll find out," and he runs outside and talks to his buddies, comes back and says, "Yes, you're right, 2X4's."

"How many do you need?" asks the clerk? "Oh, wait a minute," the guy says, and he runs outside and talks to his buddies, comes back and says, "About 200 should do it."

"How long do you want them ?" asks the clerk. The redneck says, "I don't know, hang on and I'll find out," and he runs outside and talks to his buddies, comes back and says, "A long damn time, we're building a house!!!"