TOP SIXTEEN WAYS TO TELL A REDNECK
                      IS WORKING AT A COMPUTER


16  The mouse is referred to as a critter

15  The keyboard is camouflaged

14  There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive

13  The numeric keypad only goes up to six

12  Winders 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it

11  Outgoing FAXes have beer stains on them

10  The printer goes real slow since Bubba don't read too fast

  9  Extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them

  8  Menus all have Budweiser and Old Milwaukee options

  7  The monitor is up on blocks

  6  Seven blue tick hounds under the desk

  5  Deer jerky in the desk drawer

  4  Screen saver is Ned Beatty playing Dueling Banjos

  3  The six front keys have rotted out

  2  John Deere pocket protectors

  The Number One Way To Tell A Redneck Is Working At A Computer...

  1  The password: BUBBA