Time:       Midnight
                           Distance:   All the way
                           Purse:      $200.00
                           Weather:    Very Drunk
                           Track:      Drippy

          Name            Odds               Name            Odds
          ----            ----               ----            ----
       Bare Belly          2-1            Silk Panties        2-1
       Passionate Lady     5-1            Clean Sheets      100-1
       Conscience        100-1            Big Dick            3-1
       Heavy Bosom         6-1            Thighs              5-1
       Cherry              3-1            Jockey Shorts       5-1

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                              Douche Bag 1-1

THEY'RE OFF

Conscience is left at the post. Silk Panties and Jockey Shorts are off with a rush. Bare Belly is beginning to show. Heavy Bosom with Clean Sheets at the back. Douche Bag is completely lost.

AT THE RAIL

It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open up a hole and Big Dick is going in. Heavy Bosom is hard pressed. Passionate Lady is coming strong and Conscience is completely lost.

AT THE TURN

It's Cherry between Big Dick and Passionate Lady. Thighs working hard and Bare Belly is under terrific pressure.

AT THE STRETCH

Cherry cracks under the strain as Big Dick goes in for the kill. Passionate Lady is doing her best and Bare Belly is close up. Big Dick passed Thighs by a full length and Passionate Lady is almost overcome.

AT THE FINISH

Big Dick rushes in, but Passionate Lady takes all he has and it's a dead heat. Heavy Bosom folds, Bare Belly is all lathered up at the finish. Thighs pull up and Clean Sheets never had a chance while Conscience wasn't even in the race from the start. Big Dick unexpectedly gives a quick spurt and Passionate Lady kept coming. Douche Bag came in last to clean up the track.