Quickies

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. >>

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning,

"Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is

on the outside?
A: K9P.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got

laid a minute ago."

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.