A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to  
the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the  
doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with  
indelible ink.
 
 The couple was curious about what the stamp was for so when  they got 
home, he dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what  it was. In 
very tiny letters the stamp said, "When you can read  this, come back 
and see me."