John was driving when a policeman pulled him
over. He rolled down his window and said to
the officer, "Is there a problem,  Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe
driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000
Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do
you think you're going to do with the money?"

John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I
guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the
policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him --
he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."

Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you
guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the
trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over
the border yet?"