- Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2= Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw 3= Just call me milk, I'll do your body good 4= Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be 5= Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 6= I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock 7= I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you 8= My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going 9= That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too 10= Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away 11= I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it 12= I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with 13= You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb 14= If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous 15= Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants 16= I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 17= I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter 18= Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long 19=If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon 20= Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag 21=If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town 22= Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 23= Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine 24= I look good on you 25= I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house 26= If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? 27= You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt? 28= Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? 29= I love every bone in your body - especially mine 30= Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize? 31= You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away 32= Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question 33= Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? 34= I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? 35= You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy 36= My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot 37= Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long 38= You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala 39= Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me 40= Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams 41= The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the word 42= Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? 43= Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long 44= I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room 45= Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons 46= Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo 47= You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. 48= The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue 49= Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore" 50= Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth
51= Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
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