Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out
     riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows
     it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of
     Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
     "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now
     overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit the number of
     people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question
     which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to
     Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

     The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most
     comprehensive  report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack
     of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and
     concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of
     his finger, the philsopher disappeared.

     The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated
     formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of
     paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and
     reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another
     snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

     The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The
     Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The
     Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very
     loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out
     from?"
     The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the
     right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the
     idiot went to Heaven.