A truck driver and a parrot are driving down the road and he stops to pick up 
a girl . He said do you need a ride . She said yes . Well you need to f*ck me 
for a ride . She said I do not do that . Well no f*ck no ride. Ok she said . 
And off went the truck driver . He was driving down the road and the parrot 
say a girl and said no f*ck no ride . The truck driver told the parrot not to 
say that or he would put the parrot in the back with the rooster's . So they 
were driving down the road and the parrot say a girl and said no f*ck no ride 
. The truck driver pulled over and put the bird in the back . About ten 
minutes later a cop pulled him over and the truck driver said "What is the 
matter officer I was not speeding." No the officer said "but you have a bird 
in the back with the doors open throwing out roosters saying no f*ck no ride.