The professor of a contract law class asked
one of his better students, "If you were to give
someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here's an orange."

"No! No! Think like a lawyer!" the outraged law
professor insisted.

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I
hereby give and convey to you all and singular,
my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim
and advantages of and in, said orange, together
with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all
rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut,
freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the
same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind
and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter
or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever
nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in
anywise notwithstanding."