If ordering food was like computer support
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Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your
Support. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be
there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the
soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is
still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with
the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe
it's a configuration problem. How was the
bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer.
What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you
did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup
of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to
the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of
the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is
changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day
now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is
tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup,
and the check. I'm running late now.

[waiter leaves and returns with another
bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup
and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't
ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat
anything.

[waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$1.00