An elderly man and his wife go to the doctor so he can get a check up. The doctor examined him thoroughly in the presence of his wife.

"You're in perfect health!" said the doctor, "What do you contribute this too?" "It is the help of God." he says, "Even when I wake in the night and go to the bathroom, God turns the light on for me so I will not stumble, and when I leave, He turns it off." "That is totally amazing!" says the doc. "No it isn't!" says his wife, "He pees in the refrigerator!"