In the state of texas there were these terrible oil fires and no one could put them out. So one of the senators suggested this fire fighter in Mexico named Paco. He said Paco was known to put out any fire there was. So they called him up and he Paco said he'd be up in about a week or so.

A week and a half later a bunch of people and the senator were standing outside looking at the fires when they looked out into the desert they saw this big cloud of smoke. When it got closer they noticed it was Paco driving a pick-up truck with about 20 mexicans sittin in the back all yellin and screamin. They kept gettin closer until they finally drove straight into the fires and the fires went out. The senator went to Paco and said,"Thanks for all your help. Here's 10,000 dollars reward. So what are you gonna do with all the money?" Paco replied,"The first thing I'm gonna do man, is get them damn brakes fixed on my truck."