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Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:

ONE POINT
Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and
act genuinely surprised when someone points it out. When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into
your mug leaving them with an inch of brew. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and

grimace.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him/her with double-barreled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I
don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.(there must be a 'non-player' within sight). Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINTS
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing
irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce: "As God is my witness,
I'll never go hungry again".
In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights". Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear
that?" "What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now"
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about
it"
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and

walk away.



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