"Listen up!" Noah said in a demanding voice. "There will be NO
sex on this trip.  All of you males, take off your peckers and
hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a
receipt. After we see land, you can get your peckers back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and
was very excited.

"Quick!" he said. "Get on my shoulders and look out the window
to see if there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window.

"Sorry, no land yet."

"Shit!" and out went Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day for a week until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up
with him.

"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty
days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be
able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as he
held out a piece of, paper, "I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!!"