Nasty Facts
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Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog
urine.

The germs present in human faces can pass through up to ten layers of
toilet paper.

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.

Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese
people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum
action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would
consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out.

What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to handle, as it
is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems?
(Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its
water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and
buried - (nice job). You guessed it - pubic hair

Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters in
length.

A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had salaried in
local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear,
accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first
put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was
required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her
ear.
Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the
aural
cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside
her
skull. An egg sac was also removed...

Enjoy your lunch.