Sarah had her mother staying with her in town to get some various physical checkups. Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to drive her to the doctor's office.

Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into Sarah's bathroom to take a shower. She got out, toweled off and noticed Sarah had a can of feminine deodorant spray in her medicine cabinet. She had never used such a thing but thought that she'd try it since she'd be spread eagled on an examining table and was a little self-conscious about possible odor. She gave herself a couple of puffs and got dressed.

When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned himself, he chuckled and said, "My, my, Mrs Friedman. Aren't we prettied up today." Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified and could not speak a word. She hurried out when her appointment was over. She was still beet red when she and Sarah arrived back home and Sarah asked her what was wrong.

"Oh, honey," mom said, "I'm so embarrassed" and she relayed the doctor's comment. "I don't know what he must have thought...all I had done was use some of your feminine deodorant spray."

"But, mom," replied Sarah. "I don't have any feminine deodorant spray."

"Oh yes you do, dear," said her mom leading her to the bathroom. She pulled out the infamous bottle and showed it to Sarah.

"Oh, mom!" Sarah exclaimed. "You weren't wearing your glasses, were you? That's Hair Spray with Glitter!"