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Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy. Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.