A miner comes into a saloon one day after being in the mountains for 6 months. He sits down and sets down a little bag of gold dust and says to the bartender.....
Miner: Bartender! Give me whiskey by god! So the bartender gives him the whiskey and a shot glass. After a few drinks he asks
Miner: Bartender! Do you have any women in this town? Bartender: No, no women. But we got old Bob round' back. Miner: That's sick. I don't go in for that sort of thing. So the miner goes back up into the mountains for another 6 months. He comes back into the same town and goes to the same saloon, sets down a little bag of gold dust and says
Miner: Bartender! Give me whiskey by god. The bartender sets down the whiskey and a shot glass again. After a few shots the miner says
Miner: Bartender! You got any women in this town yet? Bartender: No not yet. Still got old Bob round' back though. Miner: I told you once that I don't go in for that sort of thing. The miner gets up and goes back into the mountains for another 6 months. He comes back into the same town to the same saloon. He gets in and sets a little bag of gold dust on the table and says Miner: Bartender! Give me whiskey by god. The bartender gives him the whiskey and a shot glass like before. After a few drinks the miner asks
Miner: Bartender! Have you got any women in this town yet? Bartender: No not yet. But we still have old Bob round' back. Miner: Listen. if I do this thing with old Bob, how many people will know about it?
Bartender: Well there's you, me, old Bob of course, and two other guys. Miner: Why two other guys?
Bartender: The two other guys are holding old Bob down. He don't go in for that sort of thing either.