FUNNY SIGNS

An ad on the subway in NYC:
"Learn to read and speak English.
Call us now."

In front of flat in London:
"It is unlawfull to allow your pets to foul the footways by depositing excrement thereon."

In New York:
"Curb your dog."

"Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock.
If it's wet, it's raining.
If it's moving, it's windy.
If you can't see it, it's foggy.
If rock is gone, it's a tornado."