who finds out that he has only eight hours to
        live, so he goes home and makes love
        with his wife once, twice, three times, and
        finally they fall asleep, and at 3 A.M. he
        tries to wake her up, and she says, "Not
        AGAIN! Some of us have to get up in the
        morning!"

( ) Ate paste as a child.
( ) Has the clap.