Men are like.....Government Bonds: they take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Parking Spots: the good ones are taken, and the rest
are too small.
Men are like.....Copiers: you need them for reproduction, but that's
about it.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps: fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Bank Accounts: without a lot of money, they don't
generate much interest.
Men are like.....High Heels: they're easy to walk on once you get the
hang of it.
Men are like.....Curling Irons: they're always hot, and they're always
in your hair.
Men are like.....Mini Skirts: if you're not careful, they'll creep up
your legs.
Men are like.....Bananas: the older they get, the less firm they are.