MAXIMS FOR THE INTERNET AGE


                     Home is where you hang your @

         The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

        A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click

                 You can't teach a new mouse old clicks

                  Great groups from little icons grow

                Speak softly and carry a cellular phone

                   C:\ is the root of all directories

               Don't put all your hypes in one home page

                  Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish

                        The modem is the message

                    Too many clicks spoil the browse

                    The geek shall inherit the earth

                         A chat has nine lives

                 Don't byte off more than you can view

                      Fax is stranger than fiction

                      What boots up must come down

                        Windows will never cease

                           In Gates we trust

                   Virtual reality is its own reward

                        Modulation in all things

              A user and his leisure time are soon parted

               There's no place like http://www.home.com

                 Know what to expect before you connect

       Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice

                             Speed thrills

             Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
       teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks