A man goes to see his Doctor and complains, "I’ve got trouble at the office, trouble at home and trouble with my health. I don’t know what to do!"

His doctor says, "I’m your Doctor and your friend. Let me help you. Tell me first what’s wrong at work."

"It’s my secretary. Sex, sex, sex, that’s all she wants to do, day and night. We do it in the office when I arrive, at lunch time and before I leave. I don’t know what to do!"

Well then, the Doctor says, tell me about home."

"Well, it’s my wife, sex, sex, sex all the time. When I get home, before bed and first thing in the morning! She even wants to meet me for lunch! I can’t because of my secretary! I don’t know what to do!"

The Doctor says, " I can’t imagine such a story, and I surely can’t help you with such a problem, but at least tell me what’s your health problem? Maybe I can at least help you there."

"Well"… he says, "every time I masturbate…I pass out!"