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YOU KNOW YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL OF THE 70'S IF:
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1. You learned everything you needed to know about sex and your period
   from Judy Blume books.

2. Admit it......you thought Gopher from Love Boat was cute. So was Doc!

3. You had nightmares after watching Fantasy Island.

4. Your roller skates had metal wheels.

5. You begged Santa for the electronic game...Simon.

6. You had homemade string barrettes in every imaginable color.

7. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Need we say more?!?!?

8. You wore that rainbow shirt that was half-sleeves and the
   rainbow went up one sleeve, across your chest and down the other.

9. You owned a Schwin bicycle with a floral banana seat and a basket.

10. You and your girlfriends would fight over which of the Dukes of
    Hazard(or C.H.I.P.S.) was your boyfriend.

11. You made baby chocolate cakes in your Holly Hobbie Easy Bake Oven.
    You washed them down with The Snoopy Snow Cone Machine.

12. You had that Fisher Price Doctor's kit with a stethoscope that
    actually worked. After training with these tools you became an 
    expert at the game of "operation".

13. You had rubber boots for rainy days. Your shoes actually fit inside
    the boots.

14. You had sea wees in your bathtub.

15. You had either a "bowl cut" or a "pixie" because your mom was
    sick of braiding your hair....How traumatic when people thought you were
    a boy.

16. Your sleeping bag was your most prized possession.

17. You wore a "poncho" with your faux fur "muff" and your clogs.

18. You had the Donnie and Marie dolls with those pink and purple
    shredded outfits.

19. You spent hours out back on your metal swing set with the
    trapeze...the one that came out of its holes in the ground with
    each swing

20. You were into ping pong.

21. You kept losing your mittens so your mom bought you the kind
    that were attached by a string.

22. Your Hello Kitty pencil case was cuter than anyone else's.

23. You wanted to be Laura Ingalls Wilder really bad. You wore that
    Little House on the Prairie-inspired plaid, ruffled shirt with the
    high neck in at least one school picture. You despised Nelle Olson!

24. You wanted your first kiss to be at the roller rink.

25. Your hairstyle was ever described as having "wings".

26. Strawberry Shortcake and her friends Blueberry Muffin and
    Huckleberry Pie.

27. You carried a Muppets lunch box to school.

28. You memorized every song in "Annie" and know at least one
    person who immediately went out and got the Annie afro.

29. You had Star Wars action figures, too.

30. You thought unicorns were real.

31. It was a big event in your household each year when the "Wizard
    of Oz" would come on TV.

32. You wanted to be a part of the Von Trappe family.

33. You loved The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe so much you got
    the whole Chronicles of Narnia series for Christmas but never read
    the other books.

34. You completely wore-out your Grease and Saturday Night Fever
    soundtrack albums.

35. You used to tape record songs off the radio by holding your
    miniature tape recorder up to the speaker.

36. You couldn't wait to get the free animal poster that came when you
    ordered books from the scholastic book order.

		
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