KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!

• The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
• A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
• Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
• (Define H2O and CO2) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
• The people who followed the lord were called the twelve opossums.
• One of the main causes of dust is Janitors.
• A scout obeys all to who obidience is due and respects all duly consipated authorities.
• The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
• Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
• In spring the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
• In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
• A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.
• To prevent colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.