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It was a blondes first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft and found herself a window seat in a non-smoking area, and settled in. A man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She told him to go away. "Okay,"
replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
A street-wise city kid sez to his Mother: "Ma, the man's here to repossess the car again. Do you have the money, or should I go play in the
park for an hour?"
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to dry."
A blonde went to her mailbox several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail".
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