One morning in school the teacher decided to teach the children the
different names adult & young creatures have. So she draws a picture of a
dog & asks the class what the baby animal would be called, well out comes,
"A puppy". She then draws a kitten, and asks the class what an adult would
be called, and heard, "A cat".

Now the teacher draws a picture of a fawn, with all the spots, she asks the
class what the adult would be? No answer! She removes the spots, no reply,
she draws horns, and tells the class the animal eats grass and has horns,
still no answer. She tells them one more clue, your mother is doing dishes
and your father walks up behind her, puts his arms around her and kisses her
on the back of the neck! She will call him this name!

Little Johnny in the back of the room has his arm in the air in a flash, he
calls out "Is that a Horny Bastard"?