There was a guy who just got a job, he worked monday through to friday, the first monday he was supposed to work he called in sick, she the boss says " well, it's his first time, I'll let it go" then on tuesday through friday the man works harder than ever and is the best worker the boss ever saw, so the next monday the man calls in sick, the boss says " well it is his second time, no big deal, I'll let it go" so the rest of the week the man works harder than ever and so the next monday rolls around and the man calls in sick so the boss says " okay this is weird, I'll let it go this time seeing as it is his third time but I will ask him about it tommorrow" so on tuesday the boss askes the guy " you know' why is it every monday you always skip work?" the man says " well, you know, my sister is having problems with her marrige and so I go in to console her and one thing leads to another and.....you know" the boss goes " oh, god, with your sister?" the man replies" I told you I was sick"


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