Little Johnnie was late for class. When he saw that the door was 
already closed, he opened it and went into the classroom tentatively. 
He very quietly shut the door and tiptoed to his seat, hoping not to 
get the teacher after him.

This upset the teacher, who said him, "Johnnie, is this how your 
father would have come in - late and sneaking to his seat? Go out 
and try it again, and get it right this time!"

So, Little Johnnie left the room and shut the door behind him quietly, 
as he'd come in. Then a moment later, he flung open the door with a 
clatter and stomped back into the room with a lit cigarette dangling 
from his lips. He slammed the door behind him, put his cigarette out 
on the carpet with his foot and said,
"So Honey, didn't expect ME, did ya?"