How does a chinaman walk his dog?

two teaspoons of oil and 450 degrees!

what do u call a wandering nun

a roman catholic

b.. What's worse than the pimples on Jeffrey Dahmer's face? The black heads in his refrigerator.

An Aussie walked up to a woman and asked, " Do you want to have sex with me?"

The woman kept on walking replying, "No," to which the Aussie responded, "Do you mind lying down while I have some?"

What do you call a gay midget?????
A low blow....

How do you find O.J on the internet?

www.slash-slash-backslash-escape.......................

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

How does a chinaman walk his dog?

two teaspoons of oil and 450 degrees!

A HUSBAND strips off in the bedroom and says: "Look, Honey, 200 lbs. of pure dynamite!"

Wife: "Pity about the two inch fuse!"

This blonde calls the fire department and says, "Hurry, Hurry! My house is on fire!". The fireman says, "How do we get there?" There is a long a pause and then the blond says, "Can't you bring the big red truck?"

Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.