Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted
an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked
over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder,
and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his
buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot, and
he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked,
"You just don't know how to set him off...watch and
learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to
the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said,
"Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite
faggot!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back
to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really
tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman
walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the
shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an
Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."